You won't be able to get the 'Who's That B***h' song out of your head
Like most entertainers, Khadi Don wears many masks. But she plays characters you might not be all that familiar with. Like the chick with super small titties. Or the friend who stinks up the bathroom...
View ArticleTwitter just turned on its new algorithmic timeline for you, and here's how...
If your Twitter timeline looks a bit different, don't worry—you aren't imagining things. After offering a fairly vague launch window of "coming weeks" back in early February, the social network...
View ArticleWe just can't understand how Gwen Stefani is older than Ted Cruz
Gwen Stefani, singer/designer/co-founder of No Doubt, was born on October 3, 1969. She is 46 years old but looks way younger. Exactly. Gwen has kept her youthful exuberance since she first stepped out...
View ArticlePapaw, the sad grandfather who made hamburgers, is actually doing OK
Papaw goes through all the trouble of making a dozen burgers for his half-dozen grandkids, and what happens? Only Kelsey shows up. She is the good one who likes hamburgers. The rest of those kids are...
View ArticleGirl gets the 100,000 retweets she asked for, thereby securing adorable puppy
It's only been four days since we reported on Clara Foster, the high school senior whose dad promised her a puppy if she could get 100,000 retweets. She needed 70,000 more retweets, and we speculated...
View ArticleTwitter CEO Jack Dorsey promises the 140-character limit is here to stay
Despite reports to the contrary, Twitter's brevity is here to stay. CEO Jack Dorsey told the Today show on Friday morning that the character limit capping tweets at 140-characters will remain in...
View ArticleThe Internet has one simple demand: 'Don't talk to me or my son ever again'
Parents don't always get memes, but when the two mix, it's typically comedic gold. Like when moms began figuring out what "Netflix and Chill" really meant—or when 2015 became the year of the Dad Joke....
View ArticleTwitter is killing TweetDeck for Windows
TweetDeck for Windows users are going to have to take their 140-character messages elsewhere—Twitter is shutting down the popular standalone app for PC and pushing them to the Web.Starting April 15,...
View ArticleFire-eater bursts into flames at high school pep rally
I don't pretend to know how fire-eating works, but I have a good sense of when it hasn't gone as planned. If the fire-eater catches fire, for instance, that probably isn't part of the show.Which is...
View ArticleEveryone is livid Radiohead's tour sold out on Ticketmaster—even Thom Yorke
If you're one of the thousands of people who tried to score Radiohead tickets today, you're probably a little frustrated. Tickets for the band's upcoming U.S. tour dates sold out within minutes—and...
View ArticleYou can now eat a burger with the Internet's favorite 'sad papaw'
Last week, the Internet collectively felt the need to call their grandparents, after a young woman named Kelsey Harmon posted a photo of her "papaw" eating a lonely hamburger dinner. Then came the...
View ArticleAlgorithm may be able to tell when you’re drunk-tweeting
Sometimes, when you’re drunk, you want the whole world to know. So maybe you take to Twitter.But now scientists have developed a machine that can not only learn where you’re drinking, but whether or...
View ArticleRelive 1960s Batman in deliciously cheesy, bite-sized Vine clips
Batman v Superman comes out this week, and that means it's high time to immerse yourself in DC Comics canon. Or, alternatively, you could just start following a few fantastic social media accounts...
View Article6 things millennials just aren't doing
The Washington Post recently published an article informing the world that millennials don’t eat cereal. But that was just the tip of the iceberg, because millennials aren’t doing a lot of things. Here...
View Article10 years ago, Twitter changed the world—now it needs to change
Twitter, the microblogging platform that made the simple act of telling others what you’re doing, thinking or seeing into a powerful social movement, celebrates the 10th anniversary of its first tweet...
View ArticleEaster Bunny punches shoppers in absurd New Jersey mall brawl
Easter is a high holy season celebrating the sacrifice and resurrection of Jesus Christ. But if our lord and savior had seen how we'd mark the occasion two millennia later, he may not have come back...
View ArticleNew calculator can tell you the value of your favorite YouTuber's sponsored...
Think your tweets are worth money? Ever wonder who much your favorite digital celebrity is making for those #ads in your feed? A new calculator can help demystify the world of paid Twitter content.In...
View ArticleThis trendy, all-natural massage bar will grow a plant in your shower drain
Natural beauty products and shower supplies are all the rage these days. One brand that's stayed consistently committed to the fresh cause is LUSH, whose playful bath bombs can turn your tub...
View ArticleWhy did LeBron James unfollow the Cavaliers on Twitter?
NBA star LeBron James has had a mysterious Twitter presence for the past few months, vaguely subtweeting his teammates while complimenting opponents as being the ideal kind of people with whom to...
View ArticleThis is a very good meme, but is it willing to relocate to San Francisco?
The Bay Area-centrism of the software industry is so strong it borders on the absurd. This week, techies marveled at the hypocrisy of a industry that connects millions of people, regardless of...
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