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Looking back at the whitest moments of the month (so far)
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they come across something that is hard for them to comprehend. When a person is inevitably presented with this thing, they do their best to make sense of it,...
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It's not officially National Send a Nude Day—but send nudes anyway
Sending nudes: a time-honored, horny part of contemporary courtship, and a fundamental part of getting off together in 2016. But is the exchange of nude photos so thoroughly woven into the fabric of...
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CNN can't stop 'breaking' 'news' about EgyptAir Flight 804
As details trickle in about the missing EgyptAir plane that crashed into the Mediterranean Sea on Thursday morning, it has become clear that CNN learned little from the intense criticism it received...
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Beloved journalist David Carr, who died last year, became a Twitter pornbot
In February 2015, media legend David Carr passed away. It was an occasion for much grieving on Twitter, a platform that the beloved journalist had admiringly called a "wired collective voice." A...
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Man forced to prove to Comcast that his wife isn't dead
There's not a Comcast customer alive—or dead—who doesn't know how aggravating the cable and Internet provider can be. But cutting off service to a client they believe deceased is probably a new low...
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The cover of this algebra textbook is breaking people's brains
It's common knowledge that math is the devil's work. Who else would create such an insidious discipline just to cause strife for those unfortunate souls that walk this Earth? Now the devil is up to...
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How women are owning the right to their anger on Twitter
You hear about the female celebrity "clapback" all the time: Comedian Amy Schumer took to social media to express irritation at a fan who claimed to have "paid for her” to Instagram. Supermodel Chrissy...
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Pick-up artist crashes Meetup-organized event, fails spectacularly
Pick-up artistry is apparently alive and well.Well, maybe not thriving but it's certainly still out there. Those who buy into the PUA life are still negging and giving women that DDB look that gives...
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Neko Atsume artist wants to turn you into a cat
Neko Atsume, the adorable cat-collecting game that turned fish into currency, has struck (sardine) gold yet again.The addictive mobile game has partnered with Japanese accessory shop Hamee to release a...
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Stranded by Delta, Kevin Smith makes amends with Southwest Airlines
Kevin Smith was just trying to make a gig.He didn't expect his trip to Kansas City for Planet Comic Con to turn into such an ordeal. And yet Smith was delayed for hours over an alleged malfunctioning...
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Internet captivated by giant space shuttle tank rolling through Southern...
A 15-story space shuttle fuel tank is making its way to the California Science Center.ET-94 is the last fully functional, detachable tank of its kind, hailing from the Michoud Assembly Facility in New...
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Comedian livestreams himself getting a tattoo of Donald Trump performing oral...
This article will make graphic content great again contains sexually explicit material.Last weekend, comedian Elijah Daniel tweeted a challenge to his Twitter followers. By the time a few days had had...
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DJ Khaled can't spell Justin Bieber's last name and the Internet can't...
Despite knowing many keys to success, DJ Khaled has yet to master spelling.Case in point? The fact that he's not quite sure how to spell Justin Bieber's last name.Though he's called Bieber his...
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Congratulations to these 'high shcool' grads with a stupid typo on their...
The 2016 graduates of a California high school were sent out into the world last week with one final, valuable lesson—on the subject of situational irony—when they discovered that a very important...
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Here’s why we love calling each other out on social media
Virtue signaling is the Internet's latest sick burn, deployed with vim to entertain your followers on social media. It's a fairly new term, but in short, it’s an accusation of inauthenticity.A...
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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so your life should be perfect now
After wreaking havoc on your life for most of May, the horror that is Mercury in retrograde came to an end on Sunday. This means that you’ll no longer feel out of sorts, and you’ll be able to make...
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'Captain America: Civil War' explained by someone who's only seen the memes
As a busy journalist too poor to throw away $12 on the latest entry in Marvel's endless superhero saga—and someone who would never, ever pirate a multibillion-dollar entertainment conglomerate's...
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Twitter confirms that names and photos will no longer count towards the...
Brevity is what makes Twitter great, but the 140-character limit can be frustrating when sharing media or trying to have a public conversation with a lot of people on the service. On Tuesday, Twitter...
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Twitter's nightmare changes, explained in one very good graphic
Twitter announced Tuesday that some big changes are coming to the platform. Finally, some help for Twitter's pervasive harassment problem? That's a good joke, but no. Instead, we're getting changes...
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Liam Gallagher makes it abundantly clear that Oasis will never get back together
If you were holding out hope for an Oasis reunion anytime soon, it might be time to throw in the towel. The notoriously free-speaking band, which broke up in 2009, recently made headlines when...
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