What’s the one thing better than having Valentine’s Day sex with your significant other? Watching porn and having Valentine’s Day sex with yourself! And what’s better than watching porn and having Valentine’s Day sex with yourself? Doing it for free.
Although Pornhub mobile users are typically restricted to only five video views a day, this Valentine’s Day the tube site is giving singles the best gift of all: unlimited videos. It’s a Valentine’s Day miracle, Charlie Brown!
After logging onto the website and discovering that the view limit had been lifted, Pornhub users took to Twitter to express their jubilance, like little kids who’d woken up on Christmas morning expecting a Barbie doll, only to look under the tree and find the whole damn Dream House:
“@IdleBIood: THERE'S NO LIMIT ON VIDEO VIEWS ON PORNHUB TODAY HOLY SHIT” AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHH— Chris The Godslayer (@AtlasMusician) February 14, 2014
Thank you @Pornhub_Mobile for making my valentines day special. 💕— ѕкує ℓуии ωнιтє ♔ (@skyeevodka) February 14, 2014
Hear that? That's the sound of thousands of voices in grateful chorus, to the rhythm of a million zippers being pulled down:
....THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VALENTINES DAY GIFT ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE. THANK YOU SO MUCH PORNHUB I LOVE YOU pic.twitter.com/65RUyEnykD— loya (@TheMarcoLoya) February 14, 2014
Unlimited views in pornhub today! YEs!!!! pic.twitter.com/1Mt915qcJO— Adrian Garcia (@350zadrian) February 14, 2014
RT @Hide_nGoReek: No limit on video views on Pornhub ?!? Turn up !!!! Best Valentine's Day ever !<bahahahaha— Designer Kid (@jskeet2010) February 14, 2014
I was just informed pornhub has unlimited views today. Now, THAT'S sharing the love LOL— Janelle (@ltfu_est) February 14, 2014
PORNHUB HAS NO LIMIT ON VIDEOS TODAY. OH HAPPY DAY.— Ron Burgundy (@thet0astinside) February 14, 2014
In response to the outpourings of gratitude, Pornhub tweeted a delightful Valentine’s Day poem of sorts:
Pornhub is my valentine this year! pic.twitter.com/46u9dzNpRc— Pornhub Katie (@Pornhub) February 14, 2014
H/T Twitter, Pornhub | Photo by ronWLS/Flickr (CC BY - NC 2.0)