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Even though
Nintendo should have stopped announcing new Pokémon after the sad, dismal failure
that was Popplio, it seems they're determined to lower the bar even more. As of today, there's a Pokémon that looks like Republican presidential candidate and wrinkly-smirk emoji
Donald Trump.
Meet Yungoos, a loitering-type Pokémon that, like The Donald, is basically a weasel in a hairpiece. Also like Trump, Yungoos has a strong jaw and tiny little hands. Sad!
We'll probably never learn what Trump himself thinks of Yungoos, because although he's happy to offer strong opinions on every subject from immigration to Diet Coke to the RPatz-KStew breakup, he refuses to answer America's burning questions
about Pocket Monsters.
Can we be expected to elect a leader who doesn't have the guts to openly declare that America can catch 'em all?
Only 146 more days left in this nightmarish horse race.
