For as long as both the sandwich and the hot dog have existed, humanity has been plagued by the question of whether the latter can be considered an example of the former. Never had the conundrum been resolved.
Until today, apparently.This act of unprovoked, unilateral aggression did not go unnoticed. Is all this strife really necessary? And on Memorial Day weekend, of all occasions? Must this country tear itself apart once again?
Besides, the hot dog is obviously a taco.