Since the Internet is currently being bombarded with Oscars coverage, now is a good time to remember that most of these award-winning actors will go on to make wildly terrible movies.
The @Shit_PitchesTwitter account is a perfect parody of Hollywood's love for awful movie pitches. And we're not talking Transformers-style bad, here. We're talking about the kind of disasters that happen when a studio inexplicably greenlights the idea that Whoopi Goldberg should star in a buddy-cop movie alongside a guy in a dinosaur costume.