He was Twitter-shamed for apparently liking anal play, but he put together a searing performance last weekend on Saturday Night Live. He tweeted about Bill Cosby's innocence. Virgin Airlines invited him to "eat a dick," and Taylor Swift deftly subtweeted him in real life at the Grammy Awards.
Oh, and apparently he's in major debt.Luckily, the Philadelphia police department takes its internal mission (to "CREATE a work environment in which we recruit, train, and develop an exceptional team of employees") quite seriously. Which is why they have graciously offered West a new career choice. Ideally, West is already in good shape. Considering the GoFundMe page set up for West by one of his altruistic fans has only raised about $4,000 of the $53 million he needs, perhaps he should think about suiting up in blue and joining the force.
After all, he already knows the dangers of being a cop.
"When I think about when I’m on the 'Can't Tell Me Nothing' and 'Coldest Winter' moment, that mountain [on West's performing stage] goes really, really high," he said in 2013. "And if I slipped... you never know. And I think about it. I think about my family, and I'm like, 'Wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.'"
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